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SKD Gonoherpasyphilaids T-Shirt
SKD Gonoherpasyphilaids T-Shirt

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Product Code: SKD.813



SKD Gonoherpasyphilaids T-Shirt

We've answered the call to all fans of our Gonoherpasyphilaids patches who demanded a t-shirt. We offer two styles - POS and NEG - in this 100% cotton, Made in USA t-shirt that shows you possess close and intimate knowledge of this dreaded affliction!

You're drill instructor warned you about it... Your team sergeant warned you about it... And now you've tested positive. Go forth and spread the virus while proudly rocking your Gonoherpasyphilaids POS t-shirt!

Or perhaps... Somehow, with all that "poor decision making," you've managed to avoid Gonoherpasyphilaids, and have earned the right to rock the NEG t-shirt. This shirt is the best way to display your qualifications as a registered safe-sex practitioner without looking too cocky.

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  0 of 0 people found the following review helpful:
Works as intended September 9, 2016
Reviewer: Fortydelta from Florence, MS United States  
Being the antithesis of pajama boy, I am constantly propositioned by super models. Being married and wearing a ring does nothing to discourage these desperate women. But with this shirt, they know that I have every super STD known to man, and now only the skankiest girls approach me and I can drink a beer in peace.

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Awesome quality February 29, 2016
Reviewer: Papa Kal from Minneapolis , MN United States  
The screening is perfect, and the shirt is one of the most comfortable I have ever owned. I love that it's USA made too. Even if it comes from faggy 'Murican Apparel.

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  1 of 1 people found the following review helpful:
SKD Gonoherpasyphilaids T-Shirt October 7, 2015
Reviewer: boostercup from huntsville, AL United States  
This shirt just seemed perfect for me since getting stuck with a dirty meth needle. One way to make light of a shitty situation... Shirt fits me perfectly and I really like the material.

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Shrinkage October 7, 2015
Reviewer: Raymond Roddy from Jacksonville, NC United States  
I ordered a medium shirt and after a single wash and drying, it became an extra small. My 6 year old daughter now wears it as pajamas. Shrinkage sucks. I should have ordered an XL. Oh well.

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