The SKD NO-BS Guarantee
By the numbers:
"SKD"- Online tactical retailer that stocks the best gear imaginable and ships orders at lightning-fast speeds that are unmatched by much of the competition.
"NO"- the opposite of "Yes" or when used in the context before "BS", referring to the "Absence" or "Lack thereof".
"BS"- Bullshit. Not easy to define, but you know it when you see it.
"Guarantee"- As close as we can get to looking you in the eye and shaking on it.
SKD takes all the risk out of ordering so you can ORDER WITH CONFIDENCE! All of our products are backed by a rock-solid guarantee. We guarantee your 100% complete satisfaction for all unused products for a full 60 days.*
*See details below
RETURNS
*This applies to all customers except for Robert J. of Reston, VA, the undisputed 2010 RMA champion.
EXCHANGES
OK- Check this out. Our Exchange Policy is unique in that WE HAVE NO EXCHANGE POLICY. So PLEASE pay attention to the following:
In order to expedite the handling of your orders, and maintain our Thermo-Quicklier Efficiency for shipping, we do not process direct exchanges. Instead, please place a separate order online for the item(s) that you want to "exchange", and simultaneously request an RMA # (as detailed above) to return the original item for a full refund. This method insures that we don't cross wires on our real-time inventory system and you receive your new order as economically and quickly as you received the original order.
Follow these directions for happiness and satisfaction with your replacement items, and you will receive a free "I Survived the SKD No Exchange Policy" T-shirt... if we ever make them. (SNEAKY!!!)
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