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SKD Gonoherpasyphilaids T-Shirt - Medium - Negative
SKD Gonoherpasyphilaids T-Shirt


 
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SKD Gonoherpasyphilaids T-Shirt

Positive:

You are a man of international intrigue. You’ve been around the world and have the battle-scars to prove it. Your most distinguished souvenir? Gonoherpasyphilaids- world’s deadliest STD.
You’re drill instructor warned you about it... Your team sergeant warned you about it... And now you’ve tested positive. Go forth and spread the virus while proudly rocking your Gonoherpasyphilaids POS T-shirt! Made in USA!

Negative:

You are a man of international intrigue. You’ve been around the world and have the battle-scars to prove it. You’ve used your junk in experiences that you chalk up to “poor decision making”. Somehow, someway, you’ve managed to avoid the world’s deadliest STD: Gonoherpasyphilaids.

This shirt is the best way to display your qualifications as a registered safe-sex practitioner without looking too cocky. Absolutely perfect for for speed-dating, your tinder profile picture, and meeting your girlfriend’s parents, the Gonoherpasyphilaids-Negative T-Shirt makes a great first impression most of the time, every time… sometimes. Made in USA!

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