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*DEMO* SKD Bag of Dicks
*DEMO* SKD Bag of Dicks


 
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THE CONDITION OF THESE ITEMS WILL RANGE FROM "LIKE NEW" TO "USED".

ALL SALES ARE FINAL. NO RETURNS ON DEMO ITEMS ACCEPTED.
List Price: $42.95
Our Price: $699.95

Stock Status: In Stock
Product Code: DMO.808
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Heavily used, but all products have been cleaned thoroughly to SKD quality standards. Completely functional and 100% A-OK for use. We strongly recommend cleaning with warm water, bleach solution and either a turpentine or alcohol based solvent upon receipt of goods. Due to a surprisingly high demand for used adult toys from our Japanese customers, the price on this Demo BoD is set at a premium of $699.95.

A note to our international Japanese customers: please use responsibly for all your happy fun magic boom-boom time.あなたのセックスビジネスをありがとう

**This product may be technically considered dangerous biohazardous material within certain US counties, Please check with your local CDC before purchase.**

Rating: --> 4.5 of 5 4.5 of 5 Total Reviews: 10 Write a Review

  0 of 0 people found the following review helpful:
 
5 of 5 Perfect for the persons who have everything! January 11, 2020
Reviewer: Richard Casper from Los Angeles, CA  
Have a hard to shop for friend, wife, mother/father or boss. The SDK Bag of Dicks is perfect for the person who feels like they have everything, and you want to get them that little extra.
You won't believe the result. After the holidays, which cleared out quickly after presents and before dinner, we found great results. You should have seen the looks on the fathers-in-law face, just so surprised and happy. His wife was just as interested it as he was. Even the dog was sniffing around a bit of action.
The there is enough to go around. I split the other half of the contents with my boss. Now I have a company car and received a promotion. My boss comes in with a smile on her face every day. Even when she explained about her new separation. Its simply a miracle worker.
Keep them stored in the closed up high, in a sealed container to keep them fresh, and get ready for the best holiday season ever.
P.s. They can also be passed out through the year. Also, a great work party favor!

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5 of 5 WOW! December 3, 2019
Reviewer: Bag-O-Shit from Columbus, GA  
Price is a little steep, but this was much better than the shitbag I recently bought! With the holidays coming up, I might even share my dicks with the family! Thanks SKD!

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  2 of 3 people found the following review helpful:
 
5 of 5 Great gift idea! July 31, 2018
Reviewer: William Jefferson Clinton from inside Monica  
A great deal! There were so many in the bag I was able to send one each to Ellen Degenerate and Rachel Maddow, and had enough left for our local Antifa squad.

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  4 of 4 people found the following review helpful:
 
5 of 5 SKD SAVED MY MARRIAGE!!!!!! September 9, 2016
Reviewer: Some Guy from Amishville, Central PA  
I purchased this delightful bag of dicks for my wife over a year ago as a cheaper alternative to marriage counseling. The waterproof per-lubrication has a slightly different smell and flavor depending on the color of dick you choose! Being dishwasher safe, they have also helped enhance the flavoring of our food! Because of the overwhelming quantity of dicks we received, we were able to re-gifted some dicks to my now pregnant daughters! Thank you SKD for helping piece my marriage back together, and making me a grandfather!

P.S. The big black behemoth dick doubles as a great friction free snow sled in the winter! The dark red trail it leaves makes it easy to find!

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5 of 5 excellent less than lethal option... October 7, 2015
Reviewer: JC from NC United States  
Had reservations regarding this type of products effectiveness to disperse hostal crowd's...
  Tossed a couple into a mob & Boom!!
Instant ghost town....

  Will buy again, Thanks SKD !!

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