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SKD Bag of Dicks

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Our Price: $49.95

Product Code: SKD.808


SKD Bag of Dicks

Every so often we see new products out there that make us shake our heads in dismay and say: "That's about as cool as a Bag of Dicks." Well, one evening this past January, several members of Team SKD were talking about such products in an outdoor hot tub during St Louis's worst snow storm in decades (true story). After a spirited round of libations and various shenanigans (including making snow angels in our swim trunks), we decided we would take it upon ourselves to bless this world with an ACTUAL BAG OF DICKS. It dawned on us that each of us had countless buddies in our lives that we would love to order such a product for- delightfully imagining the look of surprise and sheer terror on their faces when they would dump out the contents of said Bag in front of unsuspecting friends and family.

Fast forward 2 weeks, and "No shit, there we were..." at the Adult Video Network convention in Vegas, registered as buyers in the Porn industry's biggest trade show. We were on the hunt to procure thousands of quality prosthetic "members" to make this dream a reality. The laughs kept coming throughout the process- imagine having to explain why we were importing thousands of dildos to the female freight agent we've been dealing with for years, or our accounts payable manager on what it was she was paying for. Good times were being had throughout the process, so we knew we were on the right track! So, without further ado, we proudly introduce to you our latest product that requires no explanation- the SKD Bag of Dicks.

If you don't already know exactly who you are going to be buying this for, then you're prolly on this website by accident and it's time to move along. For everyone else, each SKD Bag of Dicks features a top-quality Made in USA camouflaged drawstring satchel that will serve as a great catch-all for knick-knacks and widgets, with a military-issue themed instruction patch on its care and use. Each SKD Bag of Dicks also comes with a large loop fastener field for the integration of your favorite morale patches or name tape. Each SKD Bag of Dicks comes complete with 7 (SEVEN) FDA approved silicone dildos (imported) of different colors and stiffness. All SKD Bag of Dicks sales are final and no refunds are available.

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Bag of Dicks. May 29, 2017
Reviewer: Incoherent from Never Never Land  
Make another version where the dicks are candies. They'll be more pleasurable to suck on too.

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Best Dicks I've had since I found my own. May 1, 2017
Reviewer: Jim Young from Graham, NC United States  
Be the first on your block, amaze your closest friends or even your enemies. Send a bag to the crazy cat lady next door. For the orally fixated get a bag for yourself to have just in case you need something to suck on.  The Bag of Dicks rocks!

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What's more fun than a bag of dicks? April 16, 2017
Reviewer: That guy standing behind you from DERRY, NH United States  
I recently joined an underground dick fighting club and was in need of some tools. This bag of dicks was a convenient way to get me in the fight. The dicks themselves are fairly boring, same bunch of dicks just in different colors. Fear not though. With a little imagination, 550 cord and some 100mph tape I was able to fashion some dickchakus, a double ended baton of justice, and a fearsome bayonet. I've since been crushing the competition and should be getting a title fight soon.

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Well... It's a bag of Dicks.... April 6, 2017
Reviewer: ShamelessTR from Willow Grove , PA United States  
A lot of things can go through a man's mind when he is confronted with a literal bag of dicks... Our natural reaction was that we know just the dick lover/combat cook.... He was very appreciative and we shares way too many laughs on the situation. Thank you for your hard work in offering such a product.

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THE BEST August 1, 2016
Reviewer: Edwin K from Augusta, GA United States  
It's one thing to read about it, but an entirely different animal to see it. We got this for a co-worker as a going away present to take with him overseas for training. The look on his face was priceless. I'm hoping that he takes interesting, artistic photos with these imposed upon the European countryside.

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